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Thread: Any Red Green fans here?

  1. #1
    Tom Brown
    AMAZINGLY 'SIMPLE' "RED GREEN" HOME REMEDIES
    1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup
    of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The
    blockage will instantly remove itself.
    2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by
    getting someone else to hold while you chop.
    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
    toilet seat by using the sink.
    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
    yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing
    the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
    will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
    sleep after you hit the snooze button.
    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
    laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.
    7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct
    Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If
    it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
    8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to
    know them.
    Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT
    REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO
    YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
    If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an
    electrical problem.

  2. #2
    Racey
    Red Green is hillarious!!! our auto shop teacher used to make us watch his shows, i'll never forget when he made a hum-v by duct taping two shitty ass cars together, or when he made a tow truck by duck taping a boat trailer backwards to the roof of another car, or the zamboni he made out of a chrysler k car damn he is funny, you're only getting me started! i need to find those episodes online
    Here are a few:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh5XVPSx9Dk
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJJrjDI5xSQ
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skfnxkixBp4
    All wheel drive car
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Lnfpulwjc

  3. #3
    Seadog
    Hang in there. I'm puilling for you. Possum Lodge #69

  4. #4
    westair
    #8 is very true.

  5. #5
    earl-bob
    I Did'nt Know There Were Other Lodge Members On Here!!!

  6. #6
    The Doctor
    With all the political rhetoric and drug crazed freaks over on Saturday Night Live we've turned to Red Green for comfort and solace. He's not disappointed a bit. "Adventures with Bill" just happen to be my favorite segment but there's great humor in the entire show if you don't have grand expectations.
    Well, it's meet'n time:
    Soooooo,
    If the women don't find you handsome, at least they should find you handy!
    Keep your stick on the ice.

  7. #7
    dunaholic
    Red Green for President!!!! Is he on air any longer? if so what channel?

  8. #8
    snake321
    Friday night

  9. #9
    dunaholic
    Friday night
    What channel? If I remember right he was on KDOC here in the L.A area.

  10. #10
    The Doctor
    He's on PBS here in Phoenix

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