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Thread: Poem for Quick Jet

  1. #1
    FLYTE RISK
    I finally had my sex change and got rid of my jet
    I bought me a flat but my snatch still gets wet
    I started out with a Sanger just to begin
    I raced a few people but still cant seem to win
    So I got rid of the Sanger and bought a T deck instead
    The thrill of the DOINK went straight to my head
    The boat is so quik It almost made me faint
    Its baby sh%t brown with the seventys paint
    Now with my new identity I am so handsome
    I need to spend less time in the bed and more time on the transom
    I get into hot boat and love to talk smack
    just waiting for the day guru will answer me back
    When it comes to the track most know I am a wussy
    I payed all that money to the doctor and I still have a pus%y
    with the end coming near and well within sight
    I am going to change back to a women so I dont have to race FLYTE!!!
    There is more to come Sorr ReX

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    QuickJet
    I finally had my sex change and got rid of my jet
    I bought me a flat but my snatch still gets wet
    I started out with a Sanger just to begin
    I raced a few people but still cant seem to win
    So I got rid of the Sanger and bought a T deck instead
    The thrill of the DOINK went straight to my head
    The boat is so quik It almost made me faint
    Its baby sh%t brown with the seventys paint
    Now with my new identity I am so handsome
    I need to spend less time in the bed and more time on the transom
    I get into hot boat and love to talk smack
    just waiting for the day guru will answer me back
    When it comes to the track most know I am a wussy
    I payed all that money to the doctor and I still have a pus%y
    with the end coming near and well within sight
    I am going to change back to a women so I dont have to race FLYTE!!!
    There is more to come Sorr ReX
    Well Mr Flyte Risk
    Can I call you Dave,
    You make as much sense
    as a black owning slaves
    You talk all you smack
    and your as gay as I think,
    cause you look right at home
    in your boat that is pink
    You think your so fast
    and all I need is the itch
    cause in under 8 seconds
    I'll make you my bitch
    So sell all your shit
    Like Hendrix and Bull,
    cause you'll never get further
    than an empty old hull
    To you this is life
    and me it's just fun,
    cause we won't ever see
    your pile run

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    FLYTE RISK
    Well Mr Flyte Risk
    Can I call you Dave,
    You make as much sense
    as a black owning slaves
    You talk all you smack
    and your as gay as I think,
    cause you look right at home
    in your boat that is pink
    You think your so fast
    and all I need is the itch
    cause in under 8 seconds
    I'll make you my bitch
    So sell all your shit
    Like Hendrix and Bull,
    cause you'll never get further
    than an empty old hull
    To you this is life
    and me it's just fun,
    cause we won't ever see
    your pile run
    Now this is real funny but what will most think
    when I hand you your ass in my boat which is PINK.
    I have beaten Cole cash many times in the past
    Just one more good whoopin i'll put on your ass.
    And remember I have a Canyon it isnt a Cole
    We will start from a stop not from a roll
    I will stay to the left and you stay in your seat
    the race will be over in the first 100 feet
    And you need to drive it on that very day
    I know you want Tony but cant afford to PAY!!
    My boat will be done and done very soon
    your days are numbered you stupid BABOON

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    NOW THIS IS SOME QUALITY STUFF!!!!
    I have a poem of my own
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    you guys will never race because both of you will never have running boats on the water at the same time and all this is BS but it makes for some fun ass reading while we are in the thick of winter and I cant wait for the next non rhyming bad iambic pentameter poem to be laid out.

  5. #5
    QuickJet
    Now this is real funny but what will most think
    when I hand you your ass in my boat which is PINK.
    I have beaten Cole cash many times in the past
    Just one more good whoopin i'll put on your ass.
    And remember I have a Canyon it isnt a Cole
    We will start from a stop not from a roll
    I will stay to the left and you stay in your seat
    the race will be over in the first 100 feet
    And you need to drive it on that very day
    I know you want Tony but cant afford to PAY!!
    My boat will be done and done very soon
    your days are numbered you stupid BABOON
    So I take it your home
    with time to sing,
    but who is flipping the Woppers
    at Burger King
    Your talk is all talk
    it will never be more,
    cause come Father's day
    you'll just sit on the shore
    You have raced my boat
    with the great man named Preacher,
    but now class is in session
    and I am the teacher
    So bring your A Game
    and that "Manly" pink boat,
    I'll woop on it's ass
    and shit down it's throat
    You had better call Tony
    for a motor to copy,
    or pray for rain
    or water that's choppy
    Cause no matter what
    you will back out of our race,
    and blame it something
    just to save face.

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    So I take it your home
    with time to sing,
    but who is flipping the Woppers
    at Burger King
    Your talk is all talk
    it will never be more,
    cause come Father's day
    you'll just sit on the shore
    You have raced my boat
    with the great man named Preacher,
    but now class is in session
    and I am the teacher
    So bring your A Game
    and that "Manly" pink boat,
    I'll woop on it's ass
    and shit down it's throat
    You had better call Tony
    for a motor to copy,
    or pray for rain
    or water that's choppy
    Cause no matter what
    you will back out of our race,
    and blame it something
    just to save face.
    This one had a little sting.
    The strong points were Burger King, and Quick Jet being the teacher!!

  7. #7
    FLYTE RISK
    Is that all you got are your panties in a bunch
    it is you who is scared, did you regurgitate your lunch
    I have seen it before your just a newcomer
    my boats been at the lake the past several summers
    Your scared of that boat, why wont you admit
    your beggin for preacher or tony to drive it
    So just keep on talkin, we know you have no sack
    you will be looking at my boat, its blue in the back
    with all of your wins what can one do
    the boats won some races , but never with you
    My boat has some pink, but she sure is a sight
    now get back to your boyfreind god bless and good night!

  8. #8
    FLYTE RISK
    Quick jet quote
    My boat used to be cracked, but now shes a floater
    she used to be fast but not with my motor
    I bought a proven boat so all will be shown
    it used to run good but thats when it was blown
    I am a rookie a boy among men
    i wont go to the track cause Ill never win
    I actually am a woman Its true Im a fake
    I cant drive my boat at the track only the lake
    with all to see what will I do
    my baby sh$t brown boat and the seat full of poo poo
    With camp far west coming close what can I say
    I got a flat tire coming up on that day
    Thats what ill do thats my only excuse
    Ill blame it on that and bottle abuse

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    Quick jet quote
    My boat used to be cracked, but now shes a floater
    she used to be fast but not with my motor
    I bought a proven boat so all will be shown
    it used to run good but thats when it was blown
    I am a rookie a boy among men
    i wont go to the track cause Ill never win
    I actually am a woman Its true Im a fake
    I cant drive my boat at the track only the lake
    with all to see what will I do
    my baby sh$t brown boat and the seat full of poo poo
    With camp far west coming close what can I say
    I got a flat tire coming up on that day
    Thats what ill do thats my only excuse
    Ill blame it on that and bottle abuse
    NICE!!!

  10. #10
    FLYTE RISK
    NICE!!!
    I thought you would like that!! I have not even used the rv dumpster or the zip code line you are famous for..

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