Flyte just sent me this PM and I don't know what to make of it.
I'm sorry Scott
I've caught a bad bug,
the next time I see you
I'll give you a hug
I'll pack my things
and start heading south,
just promise me this
a kiss on the mouth
I have no money
for my bus fare,
we'll talk about boys
as I do your hair
I'll do my best
as I aim to please,
cause I find lots of comfort
when down on my knees
I'm five foot six
with a rather large rack
an anus that's tight
and shrivled up sack
we'll ride in your boat
I'll see how it's done,
I won't finish mine
it's not as much fun
I love you,
love Dave (Flyte Risk)
WOW Dave....thanks
If this is truly Quick Jets own personal work, then he is in the wrong business. He needs to be writing limericks.
I think you're lying
that my boats been in your ass,
since we know you fvck plastic
and not fiberglass
Durring our race
I'll be the leader,
then you can tell all your friends
that you lost to a breeder
You'll take off your Lifeline
after you loose
and put on Pink shorts
with matching handbag and shoes
You'll have a drink
and I'll do the same,
but mine will be beer
not Bartles and james
I'll tell you I think
that your boat is fast,
but if you don't finish first
you've just taken last
And the JUDGES score Q-Jet 5-2 This is some Funny Sh#t!!
Now back to our program!!!!!!!!!
can i get a poem
lmao
This beats the hell outta that weak Minnegar Billy Sammonds divorce crap.
FLYTE your going to cost me too much beer around here cause this will probably be 20+pages soon.
the poetry is pretty creative hell you even threw in doink,rookie,and gloat.LOL
can i get a poem
I think in order to get a poem you have to deliver one first......
You started this thread
in hopes to look cool,
when in fact all you did
was look like a fool
You bought this new boat
to put your hurt mill in,
you'll use an oar for your power
just like Colechillin
Your boat is real pretty
all faggs think it's true,
but don't talk about speed
when you own a Conoe
I remember your old boat
and heard the big story,
how you were racing a hydro
when your mill lost it's glory
I didn't believe you
and said "nigga please",
you blew up your shit
while racing jet skis
You picked up your rods
and started to cry,
and ran into the arms
of that Jim Hendrix guy
You looked really sad
and he held you so tight,
he said "Don't worry Dave
I'll be here all night".
If you continue this thread
I'll be like snow in a blizzard,
now log out Flyte Risk
and log in as Lot Lizard
You started this thread
in hopes to look cool,
when in fact all you did
was look like a fool
You bought this new boat
to put your hurt mill in,
you'll use an oar for your power
just like Colechillin
Your boat is real pretty
all faggs think it's true,
but don't talk about speed
when you own a Conoe
I remember your old boat
and heard the big story,
of how you were racing a hydro
when your mill lost it's glory
I didn't believe you
and said "nigga please",
you blew up your shit
while racing jet skis
You picked up your rods
and started to cry,
and ran into the arms
of that Jim Hendrix guy
You looked really sad
and he held you so tight,
he said "Don't worry Dave"
I'll be here all night.
If you continue this thread
I'll be like snow in a blizzard,
now log out Flyte Risk
and log in as Lot Lizard
Does anybody know that quickjet was writer for the movie 8 mile?? dont try freestyln with him you will lose every time!!!
You started this thread
in hopes to look cool,
when in fact all you did
was look like a fool
You bought this new boat
to put your hurt mill in,
you'll use an oar for your power
just like Colechillin
Your boat is real pretty
all faggs think it's true,
but don't talk about speed
when you own a Conoe
I remember your old boat
and heard the big story,
of how you were racing a hydro
when your mill lost it's glory
I didn't believe you
and said "nigga please",
you blew up your shit
while racing jet skis
You picked up your rods
and started to cry,
and ran into the arms
of that Jim Hendrix guy
You looked really sad
and he held you so tight,
he said "Don't worry Dave"
I'll be here all night.
If you continue this thread
I'll be like snow in a blizzard,
now log out Flyte Risk
and log in as Lot Lizard
Quick Jet,
You got some skills.
My man Flyte Risk will be rebounding here and landing some bombs.
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