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Thread: Poem for Quick Jet

  1. #51
    SangerDoug1
    Hey sanger doug,....not to start a pissin match with you...but i got to ask,whats up with the Ron Jeremy avatar????:idea:
    He is a hero of mine even though he has a smaller penis.

  2. #52
    Monkey Bung
    He is a hero of mine even though he has a smaller pencil???

  3. #53
    FLYTE RISK
    So you just had dinner
    hey I think that's great,
    did you have sex after dinning
    or tell Jimmy to wait?
    I can tell by your post
    that you are humble and moral,
    since he paid for your meal
    atleast give him oral
    I'm sure if you give him
    a ride in your boat,
    it'll land on your cheek
    and not down your throat
    So now your a couple
    and considered a thing,
    did you get him a job
    at Burger King?
    When the law changes
    you two can Marry,
    then lie to his face
    that he popped your cherry
    And on the night
    when he lays you in bed,
    don't show him your anus
    that's swollen and red
    Without all the butt sex
    you'll still have some fun,
    until word get's around
    that you love Hired Gun
    Get back to your brother or have you forgot
    Your incestuous behavior you like it alot
    You talk about burgers are you into the beef
    get away from your pipe, stop smokin the reef
    You are like a fly, you irritate and bug
    get the balls off your chin that belong to sanger doug
    You talk about jimmy when its his auotograph you seek
    you obviously envy him when he;s in the seat
    The first wife has left you, why could that be
    you fantasize about Doug and so does she
    So get back to your swingin, since you like it alot
    take in an aa meeting and stop smokin the pot

  4. #54
    Kazanski
    Tony,
    That is the best you got??
    Unless tony grew about 4 inches taller, had a sex change, dyed his hair blonde, and was about 20 years younger, then I am no guru....funny that you thought I was!! I'm sure tony can do much better than that, but believe me that is not the best I've got, Im just bored and gave it a quick shot.

  5. #55
    SangerDoug1
    He is a hero of mine even though he has a smaller pencil???
    sorry thats what i meant.

  6. #56
    FLYTE RISK
    I am out, gotta get the motor off the dyno tomorrow God bless and good night. QJ its all good!! :sleeping:

  7. #57
    QuickJet
    You've got to kidding
    is that the best you can do,
    all your rymes are the same
    they are all about poo
    I can see it a problem
    being the sex that you crave,
    Some might call you Flyte Risk
    or just anal Dave
    Just go to bed
    and in your dreams you'll be hopen,
    that I spread out your cheeks
    and bust you wide open
    I'll do you real easy
    and like a trip to the store,
    I'll leave you 5 bucks
    you cheap little whorre
    If you put this much effort
    into your boat,
    the thing wouldn't run
    and surely not float
    So I'll be waiting
    to hear from your camp
    you'll know where to find me
    I'll be at the ramp

  8. #58
    QuickJet
    I am out, gotta get the motor off the dyno tomorrow God bless and good night. QJ its all good!! :sleeping:

  9. #59
    HIRED GUN
    quikjet, please dont bring me in this,
    i had way to many beers and have to take a piss,
    between you and flyte i dont care who would of won,
    get back to the garage and fix that spongy transom,
    im not here to argue or for that matter to fight,
    talking about you is a waste of a night,
    Ill leave you with this and please dont bother,
    go back to LA homie and look for your father.

  10. #60
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    Quickjet is owning flyte risk in this deal and it wasnt even his game to start with. nice work QJ, thats raw talent.
    Flyte probably feels something like these guys right about now.
    http://yougotowned.net/

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