Poem for Quick Jet

[Jetboatguru]

I thought you would like that!! I have not even used the rv dumpster or the zip code line you are famous for..
Speaking of Dumpsters,
How is Bung?

[QuickJet]

Go work on your boat
then call up your crew,
I'll show you all
what Brown can do
You and I
are like peas in a pod,
except you have a race boat
and me a lake rod
After our race
I will wear my big grin,
Cause unlike the Preacher
I won't let you win
I'll laugh at your boat
and I'll laugh at your crew,
you'll get beat like a Nazi
beats on a Jew
I've told you before
and I'll tell you again,
when you tow your boat
that's the fastest it's been
So bring all you got
and by that I mean beer,
cause your boat aint shit
you dumb little queer!!!

[Blown 472]

You guys gots some crazy mad skills, this forum is much more entertaining then the ****ing jet one.

[Jetboatguru]

Go work on your boat
then call up your crew,
I'll show you all
what Brown can do
You and I
are like peas in a pod,
except you have a race boat
and me a lake rod
After our race
I will wear my big grin,
Cause unlike the Preacher
I won't let you win
I'll laugh at your boat
and I'll laugh at your crew,
you'll get beat like a Nazi
beats on a Jew
I've told you before
and I'll tell you again,
when you tow your boat
that's the fastest it's been
So bring all you got
and by that I mean beer,
cause your boat aint shit
you dumb little queer!!!
Ok two things here:
First, he said "Rod"
ANd secondly, the whole Nazi Jew thing- No bueno.
Other than that,
DOWWWWWN GOES FLYTE RISK!!! DOWWWN GOES FLYTE RISK

[FLYTE RISK]

I am not going to brag nor will I gloat
I took a dump in the toilet and thought it was your boat
so I took a second look and just a quick glance
it couldnt be your boat it flushed way to fast
but by the looks of the color I gotta admit
it resmebled your boat the big pile of sh%t
You talk about my crew it's funny to me
when you are the homo and driving rookie
Your boat is so old the technology has passed
my canyon is a 90 and it dont drag its ass
So take it back to hitecc and talk to jim Lange
cause the outcome is set you cant even hang

[Jetboatguru]

Go work on your boat
then call up your crew,
I'll show you all
what Brown can do
You and I
are like peas in a pod,
except you have a race boat
and me a lake rod
After our race
I will wear my big grin,
Cause unlike the Preacher
I won't let you win
I'll laugh at your boat
and I'll laugh at your crew,
you'll get beat like a Nazi
beats on a Jew
I've told you before
and I'll tell you again,
when you tow your boat
that's the fastest it's been
So bring all you got
and by that I mean beer,
cause your boat aint shit
you dumb little queer!!!
I'll laugh at your boat
and I'll laugh at your crew
I'll be in the seat
that's filled with poo poo

[Jetboatguru]

I am not going to brag nor will I gloat
I took a dump in the toilet and thought it was your boat
so I took a second look and just a quick glance
it couldnt be your boat it flushed way to fast
but by the looks of the color I gotta admit
it resmebled your boat the big pile of sh%t
You talk about my crew it's funny to me
when you are the homo and driving rookie
Your boat is so old the technology has passed
my canyon is a 90 and it dont drag its ass
So take it back to hitecc and talk to jim Lange
cause the outcome is set you cant even hang
NOW THAT ONE STUNG!!!
BY FAR THE BEST LINES SO FAR!!! NICE!!!

[QuickJet]

Flyte just sent me this PM and I don't know what to make of it.
I'm sorry Scott
I've caught a bad bug,
the next time I see you
I'll give you a hug
I'll pack my things
and start heading south,
just promise me this
a kiss on the mouth
I have no money
for my bus fare,
we'll talk about boys
as I do your hair
I'll do my best
as I aim to please,
cause I find lots of comfort
when down on my knees
I'm five foot six
with a rather large rack
an anus that's tight
and shrivled up sack
we'll ride in your boat
I'll see how it's done,
I won't finish mine
it's not as much fun
I love you,
love Dave (Flyte Risk)
WOW Dave....thanks

[FLYTE RISK]

Flyte just sent me this PM and I don't know what to make of it.
I'm sorry Scott
I've caught a bad bug,
the next time I see you
I'll give you a hug
I'll pack my things
and start heading south,
just promise me this
a kiss on the mouth
I have no money
for my bus fare,
we'll talk about boys
as I do your hair
I'll do my best
as I aim to please,
cause I find lots of comfort
when down on my knees
I'm five foot six
with a rather large rack
an anus that's tight
and shrivled up sack
we'll ride in your boat
I'll see how it's done,
I won't finish mine
it's not as much fun
I love you,
love Dave (Flyte Risk)
WOW Dave....thanks
With a baby shit brown boat, many would ask
when you drive the boat are you wearing a mask
The smell must be awfull how can one drive
you lean to the left but the odors inside
so drop it off at Billy's on your way to Hiteck
tell Billy to paint it to look like a jet
So than youll be happy as you were before
now get back to work cleaning those toilets and floors!!

[pancho]

OMG,you guys have raised the bar,thats some legendary shit there