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  1. #1
    HammerDown
    > Cool Things About Being A Man:
    >
    > 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
    > 2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
    > 3. Your last name stays put.
    > 4. The garage is all yours.
    > 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    > 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
    > 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    > 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
    > 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.(unless your Gay)
    > 10. Same work ? more pay.
    > 11. Wrinkles add character.
    > 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
    > adjustments.
    > 13. Wedding Dress $2000 - Tux Rental $100
    > 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
    > 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
    > 16. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
    > 17. One mood, all the damn time.
    > 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
    > 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
    > 20. You can open all your own jars.
    > 21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    > 22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
    > 23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
    > 24. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without
    > ever
    > thinking "He must be mad at me."
    > 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    > 26. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
    > 27. No maxi-pads.
    > 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you
    > just
    > might become lifelong friends.
    > 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
    > 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
    > bolt.
    > 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
    > 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    > 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    > 34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
    > 35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
    > 36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
    > December
    > 24th, in minutes.
    > 37. The world is your urinal.
    >
    >
    > Ten Things men know for sure about women:
    >
    > 1 They will cost ya money!
    > 2
    > 3
    > 4
    > 5
    > 6
    > 7
    > 8
    > 9
    > 10 They have breasts.
    >
    >

  2. #2
    dcb carrera
    Amen

  3. #3
    DansBlown73Nordic
    That is for Sure!!!!!!LMAO

  4. #4
    HammerDown
    Sorry about that...I thought I posted it on the Sand Bar...Darn!

  5. #5
    JetBoatRich
    That's Ok it was funny the second time around. wink

  6. #6
    Wet Dream
    LMAO!!!
    But so true.

  7. #7
    Eric455
    i'll drink to that... lmfao man thats true and very funny.
    eric

  8. #8
    blown daytona
    That is some real funny stuff!!(and true)

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