HammerDown:
1).All reservations must be payed in full at the time the reservation is made!... (I'll say, JetMechs Debit card was drawn upon before he hung up the friggen phone)!
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You ain't kidding. The wife was banking online and before she hung up the phone...the balance went down.
2).Cancellations receved within 30 days prior to the scheduled arrival will NOT receive a refund!...(Unless your one very pissed off HammerDown).
Yeah...I heard about that one.
6).Vehicles are NOT permitted to park on the grass! ...(unless you stay at the Wild Cherry, and Wet Dream and Jet Mech are turfing up the grounds )!!!
Its not just a vehicle...IT'S MY BOAT!!! Try to move it!!
12).The speed limit around the grounds is 15 MPH!..
The speed limit was omitted when we refused dinner. there was a mad dash for a gas station and a $1.69 meatball sandwich.
14).Campfires MUST be confined to the fire rings
Camp fires had fire rings...Bon Fires had The Wild Cherry
16).Quiet hours 11:00pm to 6:00am
Define QUIET.
17).Towles are NOT supplyed with Cabins, HOWEVER we do include a nice Oven Mitt and a Pizza Wheel in each Cabin!...(Oh..OK, so while your standing there dripping wet, naked, you can remove the hot Pizza from the oven with your ****ing Oven Mit, and cut it up with the god dam Pizza Wheel
Flat out hilarious
[b]19).Our restruant is open till 8:00 PM!...(but dont expect to eat if you arrive at 7:30!)
20). Enjoy your stay with us, we hope you'll visit us again!...(IT WILL BE OUR F##KING PLEASURE!!!) So who wants to go back?