I thought you scored on a case of beer!
So I'm returning my empty shopping cart to, ya know one of those storage area's in the parking lot..And I'm starting to walk away...and I see a LARGE Package on the bottom of one of the other carts, eek! (the lower shelf under the basket) that some obviously forgot. I'm thinking...what could that be This is could be my lucky day!..Soooooo I'm looking around to see if anybody is kinda looking for something lost. I'm being way cool. ..ya know. (All's clear)...I grab the LARGE MASSIVE Square Bag AaaaannnddD...BINGO! I get myself a 24, yep a 24 pack of Charmin Ultra Ass Paper!
Hey...it's softer and Thicker than ever!
Well it just dosent get any better than that
Well... I'm sure Tom Brown can appreciate my score!
[ July 31, 2003, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: HammerDown ]
I thought you scored on a case of beer!
Please don't squeaze the Charmin or Mr. Whipple will chase you down wink
I just gave you five stars for that! Its the simple things in life that make you happy like a free package of shit tickets!
It could come in handy, when your not feeling dandy
SCUBA STEVE:
I thought you scored on a case of beer! I've got the Ass paper for the Beer Squirts after-wards
miller19j:
I just gave you five stars for that! Its the simple things in life that make you happy like a free package of shit tickets! SHIT TICKETS!!!! ROTFLMFAO...big time
That is a score! Now you don't have to feel guilty after using half a roll after wiping yer ass!
TP for my bunghole.
did he say SHIT TICKETS???? that get 5 from me!
[ July 31, 2003, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Jetdriver ]