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Thread: bumper stickers for ladies

  1. #1
    spectratoad
    My wife sent me this, thought you ladies would get a kick out of it.
    BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
    OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!
    GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS
    A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER
    I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER
    SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
    COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
    DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
    I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN
    WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
    OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
    DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN
    ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
    I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE
    HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
    DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES
    And last but not least:
    IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

  2. #2
    GlastronGuy
    Women are natural born leaders. You are following one now.

  3. #3
    HavasuDreamin'
    spectratoad:
    DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN
    So True. wink

  4. #4
    spectratoad
    Yes I will admit that she does drive the ship sometimes. gives me a chance though to just sit back and enjoy life though.

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