Reply With QuoteNot deep enough. If its raining tell your kid that its a cow pissing on a flat rock!
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
Jack Handey
Not deep enough. If its raining tell your kid that its a cow pissing on a flat rock!
Hoss....The Last True Philosopher!
Hoss, is the glass half empty for you?
Nah dude, its always full. But when I drink the bottles always empty! One is too many and a hundred ain`t enough.
[ March 18, 2003, 12:29 PM: Message edited by: MJ19 ]
Not to mention they collect a check evry 2 weeks. Even during peace time. In short, there are too many topics discussing this right now.
I was actually trying to lighten this place up a little.
twistedpair:
I was actually trying to lighten this place up a little.
aww damn... I thought thread said "deep throats " frown
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