1. i've smoked fatter joints then that
2.Ahh, it's cute.
3.who circumcised you?
4. why don't we just cuddle.
5. you know they have surgery to fix that.
6. it's more fun to look at.
7. make it dance.
8. you know, theres a tower in Italy that looks like that.
9. can i paint a smiley face on that?
10.it looks like a night crawler.
11. wow. and your feet are so big.
12. my last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
13. it's o.k we will work around it.
14. is this a mild or spicy slim jim?
15. will it sqeak if i squeeze it..