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  1. #1
    MRS FLYIN VEE
    1. i've smoked fatter joints then that
    2.Ahh, it's cute.
    3.who circumcised you?
    4. why don't we just cuddle.
    5. you know they have surgery to fix that.
    6. it's more fun to look at.
    7. make it dance.
    8. you know, theres a tower in Italy that looks like that.
    9. can i paint a smiley face on that?
    10.it looks like a night crawler.
    11. wow. and your feet are so big.
    12. my last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
    13. it's o.k we will work around it.
    14. is this a mild or spicy slim jim?
    15. will it sqeak if i squeeze it..

  2. #2
    Jungle Boy
    Don't forget "I'm going to devorce you and take all your shit"
    :yuk:

  3. #3
    MRS FLYIN VEE
    treat her right and you wont have to worry about a divorce.

  4. #4
    HCS
    "I'll burn your boat." doesn't go over very well.

  5. #5
    phebus
    Bend over and grab your ankles.

  6. #6
    MRS FLYIN VEE
    " is that a second belly button"

  7. #7
    LASERRAY
    Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
    1. i've smoked fatter joints then that
    2.Ahh, it's cute.
    3.who circumcised you?
    4. why don't we just cuddle.
    5. you know they have surgery to fix that.
    6. it's more fun to look at.
    7. make it dance.
    8. you know, theres a tower in Italy that looks like that.
    9. can i paint a smiley face on that?
    10.it looks like a night crawler.
    11. wow. and your feet are so big.
    12. my last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
    13. it's o.k we will work around it.
    14. is this a mild or spicy slim jim?
    15. will it sqeak if i squeeze it..
    16. nice baloon knot
    17. wtf
    18. lol
    19. you call that a dick?
    20. at least it's bigger then hoss's

  8. #8
    Kilrtoy
    Does that come in man's size

  9. #9
    Moomawnster
    Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
    treat her right and you wont have to worry about a divorce.
    Divorce , no divorce , she's still gonna take your shit ! !.....

  10. #10
    rrrr
    Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
    11. wow, and your feet are so big.
    LOL, I am well endowed (in the foot department anyway ). I have fun with my wife around friends, pointing to my huge feet and "Hey baby, you know what big feet mean?"
    She rolls her eyes and sez "Yeah, big shoes."

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