Daily Joke

[Liberator TJ1984]

Why is it impossible to solve a Redneck Murder ???
Cause there is no Dental Record and the DNA is the same

[spectratoad]

Subject: Night stand
The Picture on the Night Stand
After a long night of making love the guy rolls over and is
looking around, when he notices a framed picture of another man on the night stand by the bed.
Naturally, he began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she
replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he said, hoping to be
reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she said. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied,
"That's me before the surgery."
:eek!:

[spectratoad]

A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the United States Forest Service > (USFS) were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling > the coyote population. It seemed that, after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution.
What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males castrated, then let loose again. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Growers association by the Sierra Club and USFS.
Well, the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes.
Finally, a grizzled old rancher sitting in the back stood up, tipped his weathered cowboy hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you really understand the problem we have here. These coyotes ain't ****in' our sheep, they're eatin' em."

[spectratoad]

Did you hear what the troops are calling the helicopter that Hillary is using to travel in Iraq?
'Broomstick 1'