Subject: Night stand
The Picture on the Night Stand
After a long night of making love the guy rolls over and is
looking around, when he notices a framed picture of another man on the night stand by the bed.
Naturally, he began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she
replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he said, hoping to be
reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she said. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied,
"That's me before the surgery."
:eek!: