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Thread: i can't poop

  1. #21
    Dr. Eagle
    Dude, what you been eating???Beer Cans???

  2. #22
    Tom Brown
    Some people like to crush beer cans on their forehead. I use a different approach but I believe it comes off as equally impressive. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

  3. #23
    Jbb
    Im Impressed....!

  4. #24
    Dr. Eagle
    Originally posted by Tom Brown
    Some people like to crush beer cans on their forehead. I use a different approach but I believe it comes off as equally impressive. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif
    Ohhh I get it, you were eating the cans to wrap the Hersheys Kisses....

  5. #25
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    I always wondered how they made those little kisses.
    The large gift shop variety must be made by inmates.

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  7. #27
    Forkin' Crazy
    A whole thread about crap.... or would that be poopie?

  8. #28
    Tom Brown
    You people are disgusting.

  9. #29
    Tom Brown
    A few years ago, some youngsters were playing street hockey when I came home. One of the more chubby youths came to my door while I was unpacking some groceries and asked if he could use my bathroom. He looked pale and was dancing around so I chuckled when I said, “sure”. Within two minutes the bathroom door flew open, then my back door, and he was gone.
    I was laughing like hell when I closed the backdoor that he left open. He was probably way too embarrassed to hang around.
    About 10 minutes later I walked down the hall and it was all I could do to get into the bathroom, open the window, turn the fan on, and get the **** out. That twelve year old rat bastard left the most powerful smell I’ve ever encountered.
    If that was my kid, I would ground him for a week… at someone else’s house.

  10. #30
    Dr. Eagle
    Kind of like Fat Bastards atomic doodie in the Austin Powers flicks...
    Pschweeeeeewwww!!!!!!!!!:yuk:

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