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Thread: Hey Hoss

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    sorry dog
    I figgered this is the best place to find you.
    Apparently I'm a co-conspirator to a bachelor party in 2 weeks that is going to land in your neighborhood. I hear some of the beavers down there have developed a full set of teeth, so the bride to be would probably consider it a personal favor to me (and you) if the deal could be steered in such a direction that all evidence of transgressions remains down there.
    We're not gonna be too wild -- (well... not any worse than David Lee Roth in a Hilton suite).
    Do you know of any nice young ladies that would like to be the center of attention for a while?

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    HOSS
    Lil` more info would help. And what type of young ladies you need? Naturally aspirated? Injected? Full Blown?

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    Tom Brown
    Come on dog... go all the way... get the full Kim Hanson hook-up.

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    sorry dog
    I'm not sure we can handle the hanson hook up. In fact I hear he's got his own hands full right now.
    Just nice lady or two that wouldn't might visiting the Hilton or Motel 6 - not sure which one yet...
    Also- some info on who or where not to go...

  5. #5
    HOSS
    Where are you staying? What part of town?

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    sorry dog
    Finally figgered out we are staying...
    French Quarter Suites
    1119 North Rampart Street
    I'd rather have delivery but I'm going to have to consult others in the group. Some might rather eat out. Have any suggestions either way?

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    HOSS
    Well its really pretty easy here. All you really have to do is call an escort service. Request a woman companion that will have sex. I`m sure they all do. The Okinawa Spa finally got shut down. That was an AWSOME place for Oriental dining. Gotta watch what you get in the bars. It might just be a man. Cats Meow hits. The Dungeon hits. Pat O`s hits.
    One girl I know is doing a stint over in Texas and another just had a kid. I don`t hit it anymore since I am married but up till a few years ago they were always good to help out with desperate times. Problem with the escort services is that most of those chics are crack heads. And crack heads do damn near anything for money. With anyone. I`m not into that. In all honesty you hit the 3 bars I described and your bound to get laid. Especially Pat O`s and Cats Meow. Cats is a deffinate. College girls taste great and are less filling. Damn that wagon.

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    sorry dog
    Do you think any of the girls would mind tucking when they come over?
    Actually - I'm looking for a good service to call to show up at the party suite. Extracurricular activities afterwards will be on a case by case basis...
    If that falls through - what's the best overall strip joint in town?
    I've been to those 3 bars before - and had fun, but an oriental back rub would have been nicer...

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    HOSS
    I`d be lieing if I new but I don`t. Haven`t been in a strip club here since high school. But I know there is a lot of them. Visions is the top strip joint around. But Chris Owen`s joint is most well known and classiest. No poo poo goin` on in there though. Vice is always watchin` her like a hawk. In fact there has been such a shakeup here that there ain`t nothin` illegal probably happenning here right now. The new mayor has stirred things up. Guess I`ve partied so much that it all seems redundant to me.

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    Paul B
    Repent now before you succumb to a life of sin.

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