I figgered this is the best place to find you.
Apparently I'm a co-conspirator to a bachelor party in 2 weeks that is going to land in your neighborhood. I hear some of the beavers down there have developed a full set of teeth, so the bride to be would probably consider it a personal favor to me (and you) if the deal could be steered in such a direction that all evidence of transgressions remains down there.
We're not gonna be too wild -- (well... not any worse than David Lee Roth in a Hilton suite).
Do you know of any nice young ladies that would like to be the center of attention for a while?