Put a smile on your face today

[Ziggy]

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
strange buzzing noise coming from within.
Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real
workout with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried,
and
this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please, go away and leave me alone!"
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the
other side of the closed bedroom door.
Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate
love to her vibrator.
When he questioned her as to what she was doing, the daughter said,
"Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as
close as I'll ever get to a husband!
Please, go away and leave me alone!"
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed
the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that now familiar buzzing
noise coming from, of all places, the family room.
She cautiously entered that area and observed her husband sitting
on
the couch, staring at the TV with the vibrator next to him buzzing like
crazy.
The wife shrieked, "What the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "I'm watching the Seahawks game with my
son-in-law."

[Hardly Satisfied]

why not , that was funny

[pixilatedpussy]

LOL!! Very cute!

[Ziggy]

well at least I got two of you to smile
.
BBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[pixilatedpussy]

well at least I got two of you to smile
.
BBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I liked it!!!

[BarryMac]

I liked it!!!
What the BBBBBBZZZZZZZ otr the Joke???
Good one Zig... LOL

[ratso]

One night a little boy was taking a bath with his mom. He looked at his mom and pointed and asked "Mommy, what's that?" His mom replied "Son, that's momma's garage."
The next night he was taking a bath with his dad and once again he looked, at his dad and asked "Daddy, what's that?" His dad replied "Son, that's my Cadillac."
A few nights later they were all three in bed and the Dad said "Son, move over while I park my Cadillac in momma's garage."
The son blurted out "TOO LATE DADDY, I ALREADY HAVE THE VOLKSWAGEN PARKED IN THERE!"