why I am happy to have left California life in the rearview mirror....
1. No long lines at DMV...in fact, no lines!!!
2. No waiting at the launch ramp on a weekend to get on the myriad of beautiful lakes, and rivers here.
3. No EPA/CARB/Noise pollution regs...in fact, I chucked my header baffles at the Cali border.
4. It cost me $68 to register my 2003 4x4 Chevy Crew cab....and that was including the $25 fee for firefighter plates.
5. You are actually able to drive the freeways at any given time, AND do the speed limit!!!
6. Grocery prices are half as much as they were in SoCal.
7. ALL of my insurance premiums dropped by almost half.
8. Gas prices today for 87 octane? $1.67
9. Excellent weather...and zero smog.
10. Oh, did I mention no launch fees at lakes, and no illegal immigrants/poor white trash coming down to change their kid, and leave the shitty diaper floating only to be later sucked up by my jet.
In case you missed the hidden meaning here, it is simple.....
CALIFORNIA CAN SUCK MY ASS!!!!
-DD Out