Thinkin of havin some fun with boat cops this weekend.

[Drunk tank]

well if its a chick I'll probably get her number. Sure they like the whole respect "yes ma'am" stuff... but they really wanna be bent over and ridin like a dirty little ***** while ya pull her hair.

[NastyOne]

Originally posted by H20 Party Starter
Bring a rake, and push the cops' boat away when they get close
ROTFLMAO!

[OGShocker]

After they're done with you, you'll want a copy of YMCA for your new found friends

[hoolign]

Originally posted by RiverToysJas
Just remember when get pulled over, make sure the officer knows you're in control of the conversation. Let him know that you pay his salary too. If it's a chick cop, call her sir, it showes respect.
Just trying to help.
RTJas
Yeah yeah ..they'll like that one

[GrapeApe]

I guess we know where the name "Drunk Tank" comes from.. Tell us some good stories... There must be a few..

*** Grape Ape ***

[NorCalCat]

Originally posted by Drunk tank
Since I'll probably get pulled over (have had that happen plenty of times). I'm gonna take a stereo with me, put on a vato bandana and play NWA - **** the police. Should lead to something interesting
I thought you planning on getting laid by your Auto Parts Girl this weekend?

[PlyaPlya22]

I tried that once and it was like the 4th of July. He looked at me like I had a crown on my head. I told him my name ain't Rodney. :eek!:

[Chase]

Originally posted by NorCalCat
I thought you planning on getting laid by your Auto Parts Girl this weekend?
I was thinking the same........or is she all out of synthetic lube this weekend????

[LakesOnly]

Be sure to have somebody videotaping the incident from onshore or in an nearby boat.
LO

[Drunk tank]

Originally posted by NorCalCat
I thought you planning on getting laid by your Auto Parts Girl this weekend?
I'll try, but I'm not going to put any effort into it... seems to be the key to success now days. Criminal records... chicks dig em! As one of the girls I used to get it on with said, "I always knew I would end up in the back of a cop car with you" (while sitting in the back of a cop car with her)