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Thread: Dear Mr. Hoots

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    topless
    As you are well aware, your wife NEEDS a new chocolate lab puppy. If she doesn't get one, you will soon have no friends, you will never get sex from your wife or any other swinger on these boards. Not only that, you soon will have calloused hands because she is prepared to take away all your lotion. All your porn flicks will suddenly disappear, your children will also know what an evil person you are. You will have to survive on fast food because you will have no one to cook for you. You will not only have to do your own laundry but clean the house by yourself.
    Now I ask you, are you prepared for the hell you will have to endure for the rest of your life by denying her this small token of affection?
    Love,
    Topless

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    76ANTHONY
    As you are well aware, your wife NEEDS a new chocolate lab puppy. If she doesn't get one, you will soon have no friends, you will never get sex from your wife or any other swinger on these boards. Not only that, you soon will have calloused hands because she is prepared to take away all your lotion. All your porn flicks will suddenly disappear, your children will also know what an evil person you are. You will have to survive on fast food because you will have no one to cook for you. You will not only have to do your own laundry but clean the house by yourself.
    Now I ask you, are you prepared for the hell you will have to endure for the rest of your life by denying her this small token of affection?
    Love,
    Topless
    the best part of that was, LOVE TOPLESS. lmao, oh you'll get a puppy now.... :crossx:

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    76ANTHONY
    Puppy spam.
    http://www.***boat.com/image_center/...onpup3-med.jpg
    hahaha puppy spam.... oh this is gonna get a bunch of people in soooo much trouble :crossx:

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    Mrs. HOOTER SLED
    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I love you TOPLESS!!!!!!!

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    topless
    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I love you TOPLESS!!!!!!! My pleasure sweetheart.

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    HOOTER SLED-
    I'm fully prepared for the consequences. Some of those already are true anyways. Cooking, what's cooking?? And sex, she's too much of a horn dog to hold out. :crossx: :crossx:

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    Mrs. HOOTER SLED
    I'm fully prepared for the consequences. Some of those already are true anyways. Cooking, what's cooking?? And sex, she's too much of a horn dog to hold out. :crossx: :crossx:
    OH I CAN HOLD OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's see if you get dinner at all now!!!!!!!! :crossx: :220v: :crossx: :220v:

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    mrs. centurion
    He's in trouble now....

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    76ANTHONY
    I'm fully prepared for the consequences. Some of those already are true anyways. Cooking, what's cooking?? And sex, she's too much of a horn dog to hold out. :crossx: :crossx:
    puppy hater :crossx:

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