Froggy
Neither it is a about a penguin.....
penguin drives into a repair station with his car leaking oil every where asked the mechanic if he would check it out while he has a look around town. Mechanic said sure....Few hours later the Penguin comes back eating an ice cream cone and has it allover his face and the mechanic look up at him and says "Looks like you blow a seal". Penguin says "no no, it is ice cream"..
told ya it was a bad old joke