As a service to the newer members, let's put together some ideas on how to handle forum complaints. By sharing the knowledge, we can help our newest friends become comfortable in this environment.
- Whatever the problem, you can be sure Havasu Hangin' is behind it. Make sure he feels your contempt. If you listen closely, you can hear him laughing at you right now.
- Back up your outrage by mentioning that Larry Flint owns ***boat. By citing his name, you can be sure he will hear about it and wheel himself to the closest keyboard/suck straw to defend your position.
- To really drive your point home, you are going to have to commit forum suicide. Leave a final vitriol crusted message declaring your disappointment in the other 7000 forum members and, in particular, the moderators and be sure you are clear that you will never return since you are so far above everyone else here. Once you have done this, be sure to create a fresh user ID with an alternate Hotmail account so you don't miss any of the helpful and supportive responses your suicide thread generates and, more importantly, you won't want to miss any pictures of Mrs. Kilrtoy.