I see the people forming a line for you to test their stuff. Maybe you should put in a classified add
Gangly string bean black belt outboard guy looking to become something in life. Can I drive your boat? Mine is blown up again. Have 0 experience at winning but I am a great loser. Call if interested.
I see you won't address Roland the Fisherman beating you like a rented mule. He feels pretty badly about it. He knows you try hard but just don't have the knowledge to get it done. Keep working on it and pour more blue bottle it.