Let the comic proofreader's analysis of this recent Ebay offering begin:
BREADED FUEL AND WATER LINES
Sounds yummy.
IT WAS STORED FOR 12 YEARS BY THE PERVIOUS OWNER.
And just what kind of 'perversions' did the 'pervious' owner have?
THIS BOAT IS AN " ASS KICKER" AND A HUGE ATTITION GETTER.
What kinda 'attitions' do you want to get...hmmm
I HAVE MORE IN THE MOTOR ALONE THAN WHAT MY STARING PRICE FOR THIS BOAT IS.
What's a peek gonna cost me, then?
J/K y'all.