lmao...mine story is close but i was my very 1st dog a k-9 style german shepard. the neighbor two doors down had a big azz parrot or seagul or eagle some chit but it was louder than hell. it would make us flinch when he scwaked! one day we didint hear it for a few dayz so we thought he took it inside the we got a flyer for the missing bird sammy he got outa the cage and took flight....so that saturday i went to clean up the yard and seen feathers all over the place behind her dog house and my first thought she got ahold of a stuff animal not the case looked in her dog house and there was the what ever you wanna call it bird stipped clean all she did was pluck the feathers off and just a lil bite mark on the head must of came from the take down...i still feel bad for not fessin up to it but hell i was young cleaned it up and didnt tell my parents until we moved outa that area...what a angel of a kid i was ..lmao..