I ask them if they Fancy a Bum.
I get stuck there for like 5 minutes trying to be all nice and let them know I am not interested. I am not even sure why I answer the door. I even told them I was really heavy into Jesus (not really) thinking they would be like "right on, isn't he great, well have a terrific day". But they want me to be into their Jesus. I guess my Jesus isn't as good as theirs.
How do you do it?
I ask them if they Fancy a Bum.
It took me a long time to tell them no and just shut the door..
I tell them I'm Roman Catholic. They usually run away screaming from fear.
I tell them I'm Roman Catholic. They usually run away screaming from fear.
I sent them to Menifee, there are a lot of people over there that need saving
everybody knows the universal language of a shotgun being loaded...SCHUK-SCHUk....
everybody knows the universal language of a shotgun being loaded...SCHUK-SCHUk....
Damn, I was looking for a fun, amusing, nice way to rid them.
All my shotguns are autos.
They ring the bell and I just wave thru the window. Its not like I dont know why they are there. Usually doesn't take all that long for them to get the idea.
I crank Rick James, make a macho face and do pelvic thrusts at them.
Thanks
CA Stu
I just tell them I picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt. Cuz I like to party.